Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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