at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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