She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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