You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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