I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Terrible idea I love it
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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