Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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