the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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