she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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