Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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