P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
whose parrot is this?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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