I just saw a hot homeless man
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
should my penis look like a turkey
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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