I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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