I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
