He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
