but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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