so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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