so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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