You're so nebulous sometimes
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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