You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize