Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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