I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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