i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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