I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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