Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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