Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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