i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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