She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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