R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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