in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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