You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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