Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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