I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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