Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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