suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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