How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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