Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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