can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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