You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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