Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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We got so high we made milksteak
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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