Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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