Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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