Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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