Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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