So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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