is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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