this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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