Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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