Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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