Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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