a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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