So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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