So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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