there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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