And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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